I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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