After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
