Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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