# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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