i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
my liver is dry heaving
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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