Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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