OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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