If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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