thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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