new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it because I queefed?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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