Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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