It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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