would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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