you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Watching her eat just hurts me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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