He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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