yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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