Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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