Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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