how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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