I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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