found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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