Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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