i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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