I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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