There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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