All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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