it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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