I hope mine doesn't look like that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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