so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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