i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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