you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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