It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
