Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
where are my pants?
in the oven.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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