On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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