I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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