i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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