last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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