I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
