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(650): View more from California

PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?

(773): View more from Illinois

No - puma.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.

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(850): View more from Florida

If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?

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(303): View more from Colorado

They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.

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(315): View more from New York

Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

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(631): View more from New York

My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls

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