so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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