Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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