i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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