I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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