Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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