I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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