well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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