is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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