i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
His nipple licking is glorious
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