oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
That reminds me...we need to get swords
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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