Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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