If i come over, it means nothing
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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