i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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