Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This is my gift to your gina
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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