Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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