She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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