need another drink. this is the easiest way
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize