just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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