Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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